Wednesday, February 15, 2012

Mensa Bound

The following would go on your baby Mensa application this week:

You:

Now say duck and dog (clearly and with intention)

Actually throw away icky diapers. You literally carry the diapers and put them into the garbage.

Take keys and try to break yourself out of the front door. And get this - you actually try different keys. You will try one and be like damn...this doesn't work....let's try the next one. I couldn't believe it when I first saw you do it.

Attempt to use a spoon to break into a safe - I have no clue how you even knew that the a key (or spoon in this case) goes into a key hole to unlock it. I'm guessing you saw your sister do it.

Have just started to bring me books and whine till I read them to you

Hold a crayon like a pro

Attempt to jump when Elmo tells you to (even when your sister isn't around). Its so cute watching you try to jump. Sometimes you will look at your feet like...come on feet move when I tell you to.

(When given to you) Will take coins and go seek out the pink piggybank to put them in.

Usually come when you are called from other room.

Unrelated to your brilliant-ness, you routinely walk around waving your arms and screaming when you are angry. It is a daily activity and absolutely hilarious.